frozenmusings:

and people seriously ask me why I would want an owl.

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jfef:

if someone from the internet wants to meet me cool alright im down but i just hope they’re not expecting much cause im even uglier in person

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"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
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lyxdelsic:

"hey can I copy your homework?"

“I was gonna copy yours”

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allantruong:

embarrassing memories hitting u like

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simoncowellvevo:

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

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